Slowly Dying

That probably didn't get your attention, but i'm not slowly dying for those of whom it did.

FAQ:

Cryptically speaking - Alone, Ozzy Ozbourne's Ultimate ____ before golf on a pool table? (6)

Facebook me if you can figure that one out.

Yes i do enjoy cryptic crosswords

Yes i can get puzzled by some tongue twisters

No my preffered font is not wingdings.

Anyway...

Once upon a (place that didn't conform the the controlling and obsessive nature of) time, there was an amphibian with the same name as me.

I'm the one your right. I was really mad, so i decided to write about it on blogger. GET IT!!!?!?!?!?

Very few will.

If you do get it, please facebook me the answer. THE END.

Well....

Sergeant Merrick is supposed to be blogging for you tomorrow as a replacement former me as kearn's (now mine) replacement when necassary.

I've made 2 riddles tonight! i thought about making a third just then, then i thought about not making a third, and that was much more appealing, like a banana. I dont' count that as a riddle cause it's really Slol, but you can facebook me the answer if you want.

First person to facebook me the answer to all 3 riddles gets 50cents. and i promise they're all solvable.

Bye Bye