I am Strong, I am Invincible, I am Matt Kearns.

Ladies and gentlemen, i am glad to announce i am back with a flaming vengance. i hope that you have all been well and enjoying the blogs of merrick and damon. i absolutley killed myself laughing at the title "New Kids On the Blog" and they are very amusing and i wont be pissed if you stage a revolution and make them the people's bloggers.

So Sunshine. guess what i did recently?
(dora the explorer style pause, nodding in response)
oh Close... I am giving up arguing, its like lent, but not. because well, lent is the forty days leading up to easter, and unless the moon has been doing some freaky stuff (involving rings perhaps?) it is no where near easter. anyway i got a verbal slap over the face for arguing too much, and i realised that i shouldnt, i come across as an arrogant prick. so i am sorry to anyone i have offended in my blunt obnoxious lacking of the ability to say no.

And off that oddly heartfelt note i would like to say i think this new arctic monkeys track is absolutely fantastic, and i have a new desire to be in a band, so anyone offering singing/guitar/bass lessons (no one wants to be a drummer). i will actually consider it, and hey watchin me do something i cant is always one of the more amusing parts of life. anyway apoligies for this mediocre blog, i will return to form soon. linking here for my dear friend Jack (who is related to Vic? I hope so!) who writes a wonderfully amusing insightful blog- http://jackinabox.wordpress.com! read it children.

Sex + Drugs, E,E,E,Ecstacy

Matt Kearns