Tribal?

ach, blog time ritual man big back now. here comes the rain my friends and it will rain well and good and to be perfectly honest, i love it. rain is awesome it makes me feel so happy, but sadly thats bad news for you all as i do not blog well happy.

it is actually a condition that often will afflict the youth called "liquid contentment syndrome" named and researched by heinrich gleiver, a german of course. it has been described to be similar to the colour "greige"- pointless, pretentious, and favoured by the lower upper middle class youth. in a similar way to condensation building up during the sunny times, anxious, angry thoughts build up in the rainy times and after a week or so, they becomeso heavy that one with LCS is weighed down to the point where they stop calling people "sunshine" or "starshine" or even "moonshine" with out a ooozing sarcasm in their voice to rival severus snape as played by alan rickman. (shutup i love it). so the good news is in one week i will be back to form. yay for excuses- thankyou heinrich gleiver.

anyway, i am far too happy to be blogging. and far too irritated with how few blogs i have posted on the blog named after me to not post blogs. so that is yet another reason for my blog today.

Dont Blame it on the Sunshine, Moonlight, or the Good Times.

Blame it on the
Matt (kearns).

I am Strong, I am Invincible, I am Matt Kearns.

Ladies and gentlemen, i am glad to announce i am back with a flaming vengance. i hope that you have all been well and enjoying the blogs of merrick and damon. i absolutley killed myself laughing at the title "New Kids On the Blog" and they are very amusing and i wont be pissed if you stage a revolution and make them the people's bloggers.

So Sunshine. guess what i did recently?
(dora the explorer style pause, nodding in response)
oh Close... I am giving up arguing, its like lent, but not. because well, lent is the forty days leading up to easter, and unless the moon has been doing some freaky stuff (involving rings perhaps?) it is no where near easter. anyway i got a verbal slap over the face for arguing too much, and i realised that i shouldnt, i come across as an arrogant prick. so i am sorry to anyone i have offended in my blunt obnoxious lacking of the ability to say no.

And off that oddly heartfelt note i would like to say i think this new arctic monkeys track is absolutely fantastic, and i have a new desire to be in a band, so anyone offering singing/guitar/bass lessons (no one wants to be a drummer). i will actually consider it, and hey watchin me do something i cant is always one of the more amusing parts of life. anyway apoligies for this mediocre blog, i will return to form soon. linking here for my dear friend Jack (who is related to Vic? I hope so!) who writes a wonderfully amusing insightful blog- http://jackinabox.wordpress.com! read it children.

Sex + Drugs, E,E,E,Ecstacy

Matt Kearns

Shifting

Hi it's Damon for today.

I'm sorry i've been unable to keep my reputation as the perfect blogger, but a tight schedule has kept me from informing you of nothing. Today is my last blog for probably the rest of the holidays, i will be handing the reigns over to Merrick and his former me former merrick replacement for former kearns shall be Liam. I shall return in probably 2 weeks, but i am being transported overseas for work business, to study how to blog towards other cultures.
On my return, kearns shuold return too.

Anyway, last time i promised that i would think of something to blog about, and that people would email subjects.
Well neither happenned.
So yeah. sucks for you, your last day with the Twight for a while and he can't keep you entertained.

But i can keep you guessing?

No.
no i can't.

Damn i hate that. I was just about to play some game about farms on facebook, but it has noise on it, and is ruining my beautiful Pat Metheny Trio sounds. It may of had a mute button onece i started playing,, but i'm not tkaing that risk, why don't they either turn sound off or just have a mute button from the start. Flolling Wankers. (of Wlolers for the pussies) (or Plolies for the wieners) (no lol abbreviation for that one)

So i bid my 5 or so readers farewell for now, and bug merrick to facebook that he's posted a new one so you know, and don't have to go on the site yourself.

TTFN, Ta Ta For Nemy!

Blog # 19!

Damon Todaymon (amazing isn't it)

No FAQ, cause i'm sick of that, and i'm sure you are too.

i'm sick of apostrophes. i don't know when to use them, and i'm to lazy to look it up. If i want to say that the sandal of my father actually belongs to dearest kearns, would i say "my father's/fathers' sandal is actually kearns'/kearns's.
i have more unsurities in that section of grammar, but that will have to wait for another day whrere i can't think to write of something.

Now, i think i have only had one blog so far where i thought of what to write of beforehand. Now seeing as tomorrows blog is a special day, because it's number #20, i will spend all dayt hinking of the perfect thing to write about.
Then for my next blogging day, i will write a chosen topic by one of our very few readers. Emaiol or facebook them to me (not whre every1 can read it caue then it won't be a secret and fun blog) before, lets say saturday night.

OH BOY! I just got a perfect game of 0 in hearts! On a more important matter, what type of zero is that?

o - lower case
O - upper case
0 - Zero

Horrible! i don't know if this comes out in a diffferent font, but to me it's circular, and smaller than the capital! it should be ellipsical and the largest of the three. Absolutely horrible.

Posting, Settings, Layout, Monetize

Hello.

Damon today. Still awaiting the return of the notorious kearns.
Quite sad.
FAQ:
No
Yes.

Now i have just read an 'anonymous' message from merrickis blog post, which said it wished i was hit by a truck so merrick could ocntinue. Now you must remember, merrick is my fill in for when i'm not here, and he's acting as former me as kearns' fill in for when he's not here, but i'm now acting as kearns, so u'r really asking kearns to be hit by a truck, and for me to continue. Now i must say thank you, but kearns in my opinion kearns should NOT be hit by a truck as be is a valuable, original and respected blogger. Anyway, i'm guessing it was Mo, due to the extensive use of the word rofl. NAME AND SHAME!

Does anyone else here (if there are still any followers. Please facebook me telling, so i can address exactly how many followers there are). Well as i was saying before i was rudely interrupted by brackets, does anyone else here (' ') love exercise balls? I mean, there's no limit to the fun witht hem (i know i typed it wrong, but i'm keeping it that way cause i'm hardcore). If you can name 1000 000 things that an exercise ball would not be suitable, i would say
'good work for going to that effort to prove me wrong, but u must have way too much spare time. You massive dick (or Dlol from now on)' But i wouldn't say that bit in brackets aloud, or even think it, that's strictly blog-related.

I just had an idea.
Tomorrow, i will get a random word of the day from a site that generates that type of bullSlol, and make it my topic of the paragraph. Unless i actually think of something before i sit down to write the blog, which is unlikely. And if i do think of it, i won't go telling it to people before hand like Merrick.

Anyway, i can't remember if i dreamed it or did it, but i doubt i dream about blogs, but if i didn't already mention it, (i have had a sneaking suspicion i already did) i hate the queen of hearts. Flol i hate it.

Don't worry about my sneaking suspicion, it was caught on a video camera near k-mart, and arrested several hours

TTFN, Taa Taa For Nemy!

Brief

Hello it's Damon again.

Sorry for those who were in tears last night as Merrick rudely insulted my blogging ways. But any way, if u actually were in tears, grow a pair.

FAQ:

The only frequent question i've been asked (blog related) recently is 'Dearest Damon, what were the answers to those riddles you set out on Sunday night?'

Well now i'm making a new FAQ for the previous FAQ. (frequently answered questions for the frequently asked questions)

1. The first answer was when i said 'cryptically speaking'... and went on to tell a magnificent riddle. The answer was 'Single'. Because i am single and that was a frequently answered question. the Ozzy Ozbourne's ultimate ___ meant 'sin' because taht's the name of like an album or something. the Golf mixed with pool bit is a game (look it up) called 'gool' which is a mix of the two. The question mark indicated u should of interpreted something - in this case the 'gool' - differently. (instead as 'gle') same pronounciation though.

2. Damon was a little frog.

3. This one was barely a riddle, more of a joke. Appealing - banana. Get it? Peel!

Yer
No topic tonight, i'm not on strike though.

Actually, on a short topic, i hate the queen of hearts. If it's not around, it'll usually be the ace of hearts, but 95% of the time, it's the queen. FLOL OFF!

bye bye

New Kids On The Blog

Merrick here, attempting a blog in the absence of Kearns.

In advance, I'm sorry I will not give entertaining and insightful rants like the one and only Kearns. And i certainly wont do some FAQ or make some acronym out of something i keyboard bashed like some sort of deb, but i will offer this question.

When you go up stairs, whenever it may be, do you count levels as stairs? (i wrote that like a total deb, sorry)

Some of you may not understand this, but you will if you read on. Others i have already questioned on the topic, but still read anyway?

When i walk up stairs, i count the top 'stair' as a stair, although it is obviously the floor of the level you have just reached.

I was wondering other peoples opinions. Do you count none? Just top? Top and bottom?

Personally bottom is just the floor for me, but please comment with opinions...



Before i go, i will add this titbit [ :) ]. In a song featuring Kanye West recently, i heard his say omg. Not Oh My God. but omg.
Seriously Kanye, what the fuck are you doing? (sorry to people who prefer to see 'lol' instead of swearing)
Black people can get away with saying so many things, but omg? get fucked.

(i know i say it, along with lol, rof, and other variations but i'm not a famous 'rapper')

Thats all today folks, back to Damon tomorrow and every day after that for a while.

p.s i finally pwned someone in halo today! Maddi, Kyle's girlfriend, felt the wrath of my halo skills.

Coz she has a mangin and all, she gave it to Kyle and he killing spree'd me to death. Oh Well

A girl with a mangin! how ironic! ( and no, not ironing, ironiy, ironi, ironiny, i, i. Its fucken irony)
Bye, and sorry its so long [ :) ].

Slowly Dying

That probably didn't get your attention, but i'm not slowly dying for those of whom it did.

FAQ:

Cryptically speaking - Alone, Ozzy Ozbourne's Ultimate ____ before golf on a pool table? (6)

Facebook me if you can figure that one out.

Yes i do enjoy cryptic crosswords

Yes i can get puzzled by some tongue twisters

No my preffered font is not wingdings.

Anyway...

Once upon a (place that didn't conform the the controlling and obsessive nature of) time, there was an amphibian with the same name as me.

I'm the one your right. I was really mad, so i decided to write about it on blogger. GET IT!!!?!?!?!?

Very few will.

If you do get it, please facebook me the answer. THE END.

Well....

Sergeant Merrick is supposed to be blogging for you tomorrow as a replacement former me as kearn's (now mine) replacement when necassary.

I've made 2 riddles tonight! i thought about making a third just then, then i thought about not making a third, and that was much more appealing, like a banana. I dont' count that as a riddle cause it's really Slol, but you can facebook me the answer if you want.

First person to facebook me the answer to all 3 riddles gets 50cents. and i promise they're all solvable.

Bye Bye