My First Blog (TM) from Playskool

My sister says she does not want me to embarass myself in front of the internet. I can try, but I'm not promising anything. Ok. Ummmmm....blogging is hard. BUT IM HARDER! BAM! Whoops, I've gone and embarassed myself. Well, I'm Daniel and I am currently helping Matt Kearns with his blogging duties. I cannot give you witty puns or insights into the world and it's inhabitants. However, I can tell you how much I hate everything. Like solitare. One day that arsehole is going to PAY! I mean, come on! On my current computer (a Compaq Presario SR5840AN Desktop PC, the perfect choice for value packed features in a stylish chassis. Beat that, George Foreman!) I have racked up 41 attempts to crack the all-knowing juggernaugt that is solitare. I have been successful on 6 occasions. I am either really shit at solitare, or solitare is really shit at me. Personally, I believe it is the latter. 6 times, I say to my 9 faithful followers, 6 times. I mean, sometimes I enjoy solitare...when I win. My current all-time top winning streak is 1. 1. Bloody 1. GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING HATE SOLITARE! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH! I am so blind with rage I have forgotten all about solitare. I'm just pissed off at numbers now. Oh, look at me, I'm a number. I don't even need words, I'll just spell myself with myself. You know what? Fuck you numbers. FUCK YOU! Hmmmm. I'm all angered out now. *YAWN*. Nighty night guys. I'm all tuckered out! See you later.

Since you made my life a wreck...err, complete (go on google the reference.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, on this fine day of September the 18th 2009 i am proud to announce my triumphant return to blogging. Now lets lay down some ground rules, cause frankly a blog a day makes both myself and yourself very very bored and unsatisfied. So with a revolving cast of extra cast members you will be introduced to a wonderful new blogospheric experience. You can take that to the bank.

In one of my final blogs, Pre-Retirement, in what shall be referred to as my Fat Elvis phase, i promised you a me without argument. now due to my strong personal convictions (this film clip represents in no way a belief in the occult) i failed quite miserably. but you know what makes me better than the common man, i can admit failure. now i am not sure were this is going, so you come up with your own amusing anecdote of a time where you havent admitted failure.

Congratulations on My Return.
Matt Kearns