Since you made my life a wreck...err, complete (go on google the reference.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, on this fine day of September the 18th 2009 i am proud to announce my triumphant return to blogging. Now lets lay down some ground rules, cause frankly a blog a day makes both myself and yourself very very bored and unsatisfied. So with a revolving cast of extra cast members you will be introduced to a wonderful new blogospheric experience. You can take that to the bank.

In one of my final blogs, Pre-Retirement, in what shall be referred to as my Fat Elvis phase, i promised you a me without argument. now due to my strong personal convictions (this film clip represents in no way a belief in the occult) i failed quite miserably. but you know what makes me better than the common man, i can admit failure. now i am not sure were this is going, so you come up with your own amusing anecdote of a time where you havent admitted failure.

Congratulations on My Return.
Matt Kearns