Apoligies

Good evening avid readers, yes thats right, i am refering to you as readers because i have been informed that there are more than one of you who have read this over 2 times. take that personal shout outs!

i would like to talk about how great england is for a few minutes. i mean this is a fantastic country to be associated, firstly its ruler was chosen by god, well actually a similar family was chosen, but they made the choice not to rule anymore and obviously their god given right to rule is pretty fluid through cousins and the like. and that god changed about 500 years ago, yet he kept choosing the same family to rule. it is like some bitter custody fight over england. with imaginary parents. secondly their rightful ruler is a french bloke, and they score points for giving it to a german family instead, because if there are two countries the french get on with its the germans and the english.

Oh and france is even better, purely because they just keep getting invaded, and their way of showing agression is blowing up a ship in New Zealand, the only country in the world that if they retaliated would be beaten by the francs. oh and eurodisney is pretty cool.

Kicking countries is a nice easy fall back for my lack of monday night creativity isnt it? i promise i will have some entertaining stories tomorrow, but hey today i babysat kids for six hours so forgive me. i am sorry

Now in closing i will quote king charles I:
"Never make a defence or an apology before you are accused'

pfft what does he know, he was only chosen by god. coincidentally after a war.

matt kearns.

It was nearly a rant about bruno, so consider yourselves lucky.